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  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

tyleroakley:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

literal hero

paynalpaynetration:

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u